Your mother's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Your mom's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.
Your mom's so dumb, that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Your mother's so stupid that when she swam accross the East River, she got tired half way and swam back!
Your mother's so dumb she thought Beirut was a famous home run hitter.
Your mother's so dumb she put Visine on black-eyed peas.
Your mother's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Your mother's so stupid, she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Your mom's so dumb she stole free cheese.
Your mother's so dumb she failed Romper Room.
Your mother's so dumb she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store.
Your mother's so dumb, when you were born, she looked at the umbilical cord and said, "Hey, it comes with cable."
Your mother's so stupid, on the job application where it said "sex", she put "Twice a week."
Your mother's so stupid she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
Your mom's so dumb if she spoke her mind she'd be speechless.
Your mother's so dumb they had to burn down the school to get her out of the fifth grade.
Your mother's so dumb she went to the movies and the sign said "Under 17 not admitted"...so she came back with 18 friends.
Your mother's so stupid that when I asked her to buy me a color TV she asked "What color?"
Your mom's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Your mom's so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign, so she did.
Your mother's so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.
Your mother's so dumb she asked me "What comes after X?" I said "
Y" and she said "Cause I just wanna know!"
Your mom's so dumb, she locked herslef in a motorcycle.
Your mom's so dumb she tried to send mail with food stamps.
Your mom's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Your mother's so stupid that she hops the turnstyle when she gets OFF the train.
Your mother's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Your mother's so dumb she thinks a quarter back is a refund.
Your mother's so dumb she went to the library to get book of matches.
Your mother's so stupid that when I told her to take the number 4 train, she took the number 2 train twice!
Your mother's so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Your mother's so dumb she wouldn't get on a Greyhound bus 'cause she's allergic to dogs.
Your mother's so dumb, she got locked in a supermarket overnight and died of starvation.
Your mother's so stupid, I asked her to go to the store for two heroes and she came back with Batman and Robin.
Your mother's so dumb, she went cordless bungee-jumping.
Your mother's so stupid, she got diarrhea and thought she was melting.
Your mother's so dumb she put a ruler by the bed to see how long she slept.
Your mother's so dumb, on her birthday she lit a match to see if she blew out all the candles.
Your mother's so dumb she thought racism was an olympic event.
Your mother's so dumb she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Your mother's so dumb, she thought a hot meal was stolen food.
Your mother's so dumb she tried to drown herself in a carpool.
Your mom's so dumb, she took the Pepsi challenge, and chose Jiff.
Your mother's so dumb, when the sign aid "Don't Walk", she froze and got hit by a bus.
Your mother's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Your mother's so dumb, she dialed information for the number for 911
Your mother's so dumb she thought St. Ides was a church.
Your mom's so dumb she threw a brick at the ground and missed.
Your mom's so dumb, on the job application where it said "sign here," she wrote "Aquarius."
Your mother's so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money.
Your mother's so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
Your mother's so dumb she tried to put Resce's Pieces back together.
Your mother's so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Your mother's so stupid, she went to drug rehab because she thought she was hooked on phonics.
Your mother's so dumb she put ice cubes in the freezer to keep the refrigerator cold.
Your mother's so stupid, she tried to play Hide and Seek with herself.
Your mother's so stupid she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Your mother so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

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