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Emmie: Mom, I'm not going back to school this year.
Mom: Why not?
Emmie: Because last year the teacher said three plus seven made ten. Then he said five plus five made ten. And then he said eight plus two made ten.
Mom: So?
Emmie: So, I'm not going back till he makes up his mind.

Joke by, Lisa Eisenberg and Kathy Hall


Laura: Mr Warthog, would you get mad at me for something I didn't do?
Mr. Warthog: Of course not, Laura
Laura: Good. Because I didn't do my homework!

Joke by, Lisa Eisenberg and Kathy Hall

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