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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands this is a stick up!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bare Bottom.
(Bevan Beckham, aged 4)


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!
(Jeremy Beckham, aged 9)


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito just bit me!
(Rae Thompson, aged 13)


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy bit me again!
(Rae Thompson, aged 13)


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Les
Les who?
Les go for a swim!
(Sierra Hoffine, aged 5)


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for supper!
(Rae Thompson, aged 13)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sarah
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?
(Joshua Gauthier, aged 5)


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
(Brandon Boggs)


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Stop crying, it's just a joke!
(Stephen Diumenti, aged 8)


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
(Stephen Diumenti, aged 8)


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive You!
(Adrian Espinoza, aged 10)


Knock Knock
Who's there?
House
House who?
House it going?
(Preston Tunello, aged 5)


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eileen
Eileen who?
Eileen over to tie my shoe!
(Stephen Diumenti, aged 8)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry
Harry Who?
Harry Up and open this door
(The Matthews)


Knock knock
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on your door all afternoon!
(Mikey LoBosco, aged 7)


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Woody.
Woody who?
Woody you want!!
(Griffin Ward)


Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
(from Matt Ferris, aged 11)


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Duane!
Duane who?
Duane the bathtub, I'm dwowning!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
Oops, I'm out of Kleenex!
(from Cheryl Saunders, aged 10)


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
(sing) Sam and Janet evening...
(from Bill Hillmer)

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